Aug 302006
 

CHILDREN’S LAWS OF OWNERSHIP

If I like it, it is mine
If it’s in my hand, it’s mine
If I can take it from you, it’s mine
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
If it looks just like mine, it’s mine
If I think it’s mine, it’s mine
If it’s yours and I steal it, it’s mine
If ……………………..!

Oops, sorry I’ve been reading Israeli Foreign Policy documents
Never mind….
Have a nice day!

 Posted by at 6:07 pm
Aug 292006
 

you know those word verification for the comments…
I feel stupid but ummm… I actually try to pronounce the random letters that its formed from
and sometimes I feel they are funny…
or maybe its just the beer talking 😛

 Posted by at 5:21 pm
Aug 282006
 

Single lebanese male pervert. 25 years. 180 cm , 79 kgs.
wants Single female pervert from 21 till 27. between 165 cm to 185 cm.
for short to medium range relationship (hehe katyusha :P) with plenty of sex and kinkiness.
Expected to be both naked(or in kinky outfits) 100% of the time while at home :P.
Any takers?

 Posted by at 3:33 pm
Aug 282006
 

honesty never pays off, I discovered this the hard way.
lie, cheat, steal, kill and you will advance in life.

I got refused my canadian student visa because I was honest.
if I lied I could have been there now.
I thought only lebaneses value lies… seems there is another country on the list.

 Posted by at 12:40 pm
Aug 272006
 

I liked what Nasrallah said on NewTV…

and no I don’t belong to Hezbollah for all the sect zombies out there.

 Posted by at 7:27 pm
Aug 242006
 

Date: Friday August 24, 2006
Time: 6: 33pm

Running thru the maze of downtownia for days without any food or shelter, I finally found the Lina’s lair; it was in the middle of no where, protected by zombies wearing white who were everything they can to stop me from reaching the meeting point where my fellow warriors were holding ground. After a few minutes of tedious search I found them: there were 3 young ladies protecting their parameters bravely against all zombies who were trying constantly to lure them and make them order something, with all fancy zombie talks and magic books with magic orders in them.I quickly ran and sat next to them, but I was very weak and I starting reading in the magic books.Soon we were joined by 3 other warriors and 1 lady shortly but seems the more we are the more easily surrendered to the power of the books… we ordered,the zombies have won the battle.
While the magic orders were controlling us preventing us from functionning normally the zombies were deploying there second plan: controlling the weather. It was getting colder and colder, the group was getting weaker, and magic orders made some of us talk fast and loud on some sort of magical beings called Zou’amas that controlled things called sects, and those sects have powerfull effects on people, they make them morphe into brainless zombies and follow the Zou’amas blindly.Luckily we were impenetrable by the magical affects of the sects, maybe because we are warriors, maybe because we think differently or maybe because we have a good will.
The cold was unbarable, one our ladies who were tought some white magic while she was young tried to lure one of the zombies to fix the weather a bit so we can survive. But of course the evil zombie only smiled at her and did nothing. One of our warriors who were very skimply clothed, even tried to initiate a gay body warming party(probably because of the trance that the magic orders put him into) but he quickly snapped out of it.
At the end of the night our bodies seemed to have developed some sort of natural immunity against the black magic surrounding the place and we finally had the power to leave where warm weather had awaited us.
It was a good fight my fellow warriors, may the winds of the north keep up safe till our next battle with evil.

PS: the real story should be out when I receive the pictures in my email :P.

 Posted by at 7:40 pm
Aug 182006
 

on Tuesday at 5:30 pm my aunt took her last breath.
She had a 2 years battle with cancer that was killing her bit by bit, it was really hard see a strong smart woman suffering for so much time.
at least her suffering is over now.
RIP 3amto mona

 Posted by at 8:29 am