Sep 292006
 

7 years together, a whole 7 years.Gone the minute I travelled you found someone else.
You can’t handle a day without being ridden hard?
you are such a slut.
I will miss you so much, even that you were a heavy drinker, and sometimes you were high maintenance but its okay, you handeled my swinging mood pretty well, you handeled well how I mistreated you, you handeled well my total abuse for your heart.
You always waited for me to be agressive, you kinda loved it; specially when I used to kick you down, you would roar in exstasy.
I will always miss you my Dear mercedes.

PS: white mercedes 300E model 1990 , sold a week ago.

 Posted by at 12:25 am
Sep 262006
 

So i was walking in a mall with my friend trying to find a big backpack that I can take it around when I go shopping.
He warned that ahead there are israelies selling dead sea merchandise.
of course while we were passing next to them, one of the girls smiling and all stopped us.

She: hey guys can I have a minute of your time?
me: Sure.
She: oh, where are you from?
Me: (grinning) from lebanon.
She: oh really? escaping all the comotions from there?
Me: no just studying in the university.
She: aha, and are you going back?
Me: sure, on xmas vacation.
She: how about some dead sea merchandise.
Me: no its ok.
She: you can take them as presents.
Me: no its fine really, the dead sea is near Lebanon.
She: I know.
Me: yeah, All i have to do is cross the border and I am there.
She: (with eyes buldging), oh?
Me:anyway gonna go now, take care.

was i rude?
😛

 Posted by at 6:15 pm
Sep 142006
 

Israel, Israel, Israel.
Criminal, Criminal,Criminal.
Lebanon, Lebanon,Lebanon.
Palestine,Palestine,Palestive.
Civilians,Civilians,Civilians.
Bombs,Bombs,Bombs.
Haifa,Haifa,Haifa.
Beirut,Beirut,Beirut.
Hezbollah,Hezbollah,Hezbollah.

:P… now lets see if any israelies will come 😛

 Posted by at 10:39 pm
Sep 132006
 

So I was at a pub with loud music on and this scottish guy was introducing himself,
his name was ewan, with the scottish and barely hearing myself talking I heard the name as Jurn (with J pronounced as Y, and the U has an umlaut on it).
After a few Single malt drinks, I called the guy “Urine”…

 Posted by at 4:01 pm