Dec 292007
 

So in this dream I forgot what I was doing, but basically I cut the end part of my index finger and it was bleeding heavily and for some reason I didn’t go to the hospital, I don’t remember who was with me, but I had the severed part with me and tried to put it back on the cut finger but it looked weird as if it was an extra part it looked to long, and after a while the bleeding stopped and did not hurt anymore, only when I try to put the severed part again it would hurt…don’t remember all the details…but weird…

 Posted by at 2:16 pm
Dec 252007
 

Everybody knows by now that Human sexuality is something that I read a lot about, as a hobby and interest, and from time to time I stumble upon forums or questions asked and answered by experts supposedly; there is a question that men still repeat over and over and over again and more or less they get the same answer again and again and again from women who bend the truth slightly to prevent a massive melt down in our fragile male psyche.

The question is: Does penis size matter? Is bigger better? how small is too small? (And lots of variants of the same topic).

My answer for you guy is: Yes size matters, yes bigger is better(until a limit, depending on the woman), yes smaller doesn’t feel the same for them. Don’t start crying now, hopefully you are adept enough with your tongue to compensate, rich enough or open minded enough :P.

Before you ask where did I invent my answer from, just go and hang around pure women forums (without saying a word), those forums are usually disguised as a magazine forum, shopping forum etc. and see for yourself.I think that’s the easiest way to know, since you already seeking answer online from me instead of a woman.

Just think about it, women always answer the same thing when confronted with that question: “no it does not really matter, unless its too small (first hint that size matters: usually anything average and smaller is well… SMALL ), and I always prefer a guy with a small penis who can use it, over a guy with a large penis who can’t.”

Great, did it give you confidence? men are so thick headed, let me try to give you an analogy that most male cerebrums can analyze and understand.

Question: Does a car with sporty specs(200+ hp, sports suspensions etc.) matters from driving faster?

Answer: No it does not, unless its toy car that you have to push with your legs. Its always better to have a honda civic with an excellent driver (lets just say Michael Shumacher), than having a Ferrari and the person does not know how change manual gears.

You got it now?

Does it need more explanation?

 Posted by at 5:12 am
Dec 252007
 

So in Scotland I have been told that I look like :

1) Jerry Seinfeld

2) Zach Braff

3)David Schwimmer

4)Sasha Baron Cohen

Do you see anything in common? interesting eh?

The funny thing, I don’t look like any of them 😛

 Posted by at 4:56 am