Feb 292008

So I thought that I am going to be Original replacing the Original F-word by Freedom which is much more shocking lately, But a quick shot of googling around shows that a few thousand other people had the same idea… I am very original :P.

Anyway, the F-word according to Bush is coming to Lebanon in the shape of a Floating atrocity called USS Cole, like Cole Khara (for the non lebs: Cole Khara means Eat shit ). It will Bring stability, Freedom, Democracy to Lebanon exactly the same kind that the Afghan and Iraquis have and cherish so much that they blow themselves up in market places , its pure happiness I tell you.

Well at least its better than Syria(Fascist) and Iran(Fundamentalist) some say, in what way I ask? The Bush(pun intended) thinks creationism is as credible as Evolution (notice that I did not capitalise creationism, because I think its ultimate BS, even writing the whole word was painful for me), he is a C student, who think that Israel has to be given enough power then to collapse at its peek when Christ comes back. He is just reshaping the world to his fundamentalist ideas, and he is using everything to fulfill his “destiny”. So please could you please, double please prefer Lebanon? Is it too hard to ask? Just Lebanon?

Who am I kidding? Lebanon is almost dead.

 Posted by at 1:14 pm
Feb 062008

BT (British telecom) is the main  telecom provider in Britain , I had to order a phone line 15 days ago to get a working line today…

That’s okay you say? let me tell you the list of problems that I had with them…

1)They do not accept non UK issued credit cards: with the amount of students that come to the UK per year and need a phone line for Internet, that is pretty stupid. Had to send a postal order to them.

2)Supposedly an engineer was  to come today to make sure everything is working, they said he will be here between 8 am and 1 pm, great I had to wake up at 7:30 in the morning after staying awake till 3 am because it was one of my friend’s birthday.

at around 9:30 (I was half asleep in the bed) I heard  the mail man inserting my daily mail through the door slot (Any stupid jokes regarding mail man, inserting and slot would be deleted…)I didn’t pay much attention, around 10:30 I got up of bed and started cleaning my flat and doing things that I have been postponing in ages like counting all the coins that I have acquired since I arrived to Scotland and exchange them at the bank (22 pounds if you must know: 350 coins arranged in pre required bank plastic bags with specific amounts with like 5 pounds left in mixed coins). At around 12:30 pm, I was getting angry that they did not arrived yet, so I went to check my mail and oups…two letters from BT.I thought FUCK: they came while I was still in bed and didn’t hear them…but no in fact they were welcoming letters that had several problems

1) They mutilated both my First and Last name.

2)They said that if I wanted to cancel my installation I should call them at the least 1 day at noon before the activation date (which is today!!!!)

3)The Address was missing my flat number.

4)And on top of that they said the engineer will call me between 1pm and 6 pm…

F****** Great…been tossing up in the bed dead tired for nothing.

At 5:30, still no one arrived, and I had nothing to do, so I reread the welcoming papers and BANG I read the line about the engineer CALLING me, the fucker at the telephone 15 days ago said that he is coming here!!!!… and I didn’t have a telephone since I am getting the line just for Internet…

Ran to HomeBase (Shop with all kinda home stuff) bought the cheapest phone possible, got back at 5:48. plugged the phone waited till 6 (just in case) no body called (of course, who was I kidding…) .

Lovely Services, its good that I did not order Broadband as well…

 Posted by at 2:05 pm
Feb 012008

cock block(v)

To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

example: At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa’s phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

that was according to Urban dictionary.

You know the type, fucking bastard you say? there is an even worse type.

The Male Friend Cock-block…

which basically a guy who is known as the best friend of some amazing girl, he hangs around with her being her friend and all, advising her on stuff, taking care of her when she is depressed, comforting her when she is sad etc. all in the hope of someday she realises how amazing he is and hook up with him, and on top of that he cock-blocks every single other guy that tries to get close to her.

For fuck sakes, dude if you are anywhere this, I need to tell you something , once a woman cry over your shoulder as a friend, you are fucking doomed; meaning, there is no way in hell that she will ever be your girl EVER!!!!! you have seen her in her low times, in her not so glamorous times, you will always remind her of being the shoulder to cry on whenever someone breaks her heart. awwww…

Fucker… live and let live, get over her and move on with your life…

 Posted by at 10:57 am