Apr 302009
 

You know you had too much caffeine and lack of sleep when a friend tells you that he went to a karaoke pub, and you read karaoke as bukkake.

 Posted by at 1:23 pm
Apr 292009
 

Self appointed Elites are people who think they are born Elites, more majestic than anyone else, born to do great deeds.There are special conditions to be born Elite, on top of being born to a family of Elites (From both of sides, or you would be only looked down upon from the Elites), you have to follow certain rules and certain traditions that are completely illogical and meaningless for non-Elites, but only Elites understand them simply because of their superiority.

Everybody hates Elites, not because they were treating the non-elites badly, but because they live only together, they don’t allow non-elites to mix with them, they hide everything from non-elites, they do not trust non-elites, they do not marry non-elites, they think that non-elites traditions are stupid and illogical, and they make such extreme rules for accepting non-elites into their group , test them, poke them, making their life miserable by making them follow rules that only a small minority of them bother to do.

But Elites still don’t know why non-elites hate them…

 Posted by at 7:57 pm
Apr 092009
 

[20:23:01] Kodder: oh well
[20:23:02] Kodder: 🙂
[20:24:16] Kodder: put the meat back in the fridge
[20:24:22] Kodder: in the mood for some potatoes
[20:24:39] Lucy: oooh yummeh
[20:24:41] Kodder: yep
[20:24:46] Lucy: i had pizza earlier
[20:24:47] Kodder: got those frozen oven ones
[20:25:01] Lucy: ….frozen oven potatoes?
[20:25:05] Kodder: yep
[20:25:11] Lucy: …like chips you mean?
[20:25:15] Kodder: yeah
[20:25:16] Kodder: lol
[20:25:20] Lucy: good
[20:25:25] Lucy: got so confused then
[20:25:41] Kodder: still dont have the habit of calling them chips
[20:25:47] Kodder: they all potatoes to me.
[20:33:54] Lucy: hahaha
[20:34:01] Kodder: 😛
[20:34:16] Kodder: well they are 😛
[20:34:19] Lucy: true
[20:35:19] Kodder: had to go the check the bag
[20:35:22] Kodder: yep : oven chips
[20:35:23] Kodder: 😛
[20:35:32] Kodder: so what’s the difference? 😛
[20:35:44] Lucy: between potatoes and chips?
[20:35:48] Kodder: yeah
[20:35:52] Kodder: just the shape?
[20:35:59] Lucy: potatoes are like the whole potato i guess
[20:36:04] Kodder: okie hehe
[20:36:07] Lucy: you know. no-one has ever asked me this before
[20:36:09] Lucy: wait
[20:36:12] Kodder: lol
[20:36:14] Lucy: you don’t call crisps chips do you?
[20:36:18] Kodder: yep we do
[20:36:25] Kodder: crips and chips
[20:36:28] Kodder: chips are fries
[20:36:37] Lucy: no i mean
[20:36:40] Kodder: and we have baked potatoes
[20:36:44] Lucy: crisps potatos
[20:36:45] Lucy: i mistyped it
[20:36:51] Kodder: no I call them chips
[20:37:09] Kodder: american terminology
[20:37:09] Lucy: so why do you call chips/fries potatoes?
[20:37:28] Kodder: coz they are fried
[20:37:33] Lucy: no i know
[20:37:39] Lucy: i get why you call them fries
[20:37:46] Lucy: but why do you call the things you have there potatoes?
[20:37:52] Kodder: lol
[20:37:56] Kodder: this is sooo confusing
[20:37:56] Kodder: lol
[20:37:59] Lucy: i know!
[20:38:01] Lucy: let’s stop it now
[20:38:01] Lucy: my brain hurts
[20:38:03] Kodder: yep
[20:38:05] Kodder: hahah
[20:38:18] Kodder: I am soooo saving this and posting on my blog…
[20:38:21] Kodder: will change your name.
[20:38:30] Kodder: to protect privacy 😛

 Posted by at 7:44 pm
Apr 042009
 

So, I was reading some news today that people (read: men) in saudi arabia have requested the ban of a video clip by a Lebanese singer called Rola Saad; The reason given is that its too unethical, her clothes are too revealing, and its close to erotica.

As a guy, all those descriptions fires up the curiosity :P, so I had to check it out. The girl is beautiful, playful and on the naughty side, but nothing erotic to it, her clothes are actually very decent, nothing revealing what’s so ever. Disappointment aside, the reason of the ban is none of the above, since some of our singers have much more risque clips with much hotter dresses, but the real reason is that in the clip she was doing what she wants, she wasn’t listening to her man, she was ignoring him and just having fun no matter what he says then when he is sad she console him with some “kisses”.

In other words, the sum of all fear for saudi men , that their women stop being their absolute slaves, punching bags, objects and dehumanised wrapped up figure, sex hole, baby maker, food maker etc.

A piece of advice for saudi men, what goes around comes around. I just can’t wait for you to become slaves for your women.I will be laughing from all my heart.Oh same goes for egyptian men…

PS:  the link to the Video

 Posted by at 11:45 pm