Feb 032012

Geeks can’t flirt.FACT.

Why? Geeks love to trade information (most end up in computer science for a reason duh!), information is the enemy of flirting. Flirting is all about teasing, giving just enough information to make the other think, be teased, and basically keep them stimulated on what you are going to do or say next.

Solution? Twitter. yep you heard me. Twitter! 140 characters limits how much you can give information so you can’t make yourself boring.By limiting the amount of info you give, you are flirting without even knowing :).
Once you learn what the heck you’re doing ,real life flirting becomes easier.

good luck 🙂

Oct 282011

I guess I am becoming less and less Lebanese day by day, I can’t understand them anymore.
There has been this post on Ivy Says blog, where a girl dumped the guy she has been seeing for 2 months because he replied to a dinner invitation with her family with a “not wanting for them to think we are serious”.
Then the blogger asks if she did the right thing, all Lebanese except one (and one not sure) replied with along the lines of: yeah, what an asshole, she did the right thing.
Am I the only one who is seeing this as weird???? they have been seeing each others for 2 months. In my mind it’s not even a relationship status, it is still an early fling status… but from the comments seems 2 months in Lebanon is like : Hey, we are official, we are in a serious relationship.
I didn’t know that Lebanese are like teenagers thinking they got something concrete after 2 months. Maybe too much pressure for marriage, or maybe they are lost , not sure which traditions to follow eastern or western (keep in mind that the posts says she has been “dating” many guys).No wonder the divorce rate is so damn high.
The more time pass the less I understand you people… I might have to soon buy a new domain.

 Posted by at 10:40 am  Tagged with:
Jul 052011

Males who hit women, deserve to be castrated, and beaten for the rest of their lives.
I said males on purpose, those are not men, not in a million years.
No matter what you do, getting beaten is not your fault.
Post beating apologies are useless, making you feel as if you made him do it are lies, some “I love you”‘s are manipulative.

PS: This does not include rough sex, or bdsm or anything like that. 😛

 Posted by at 5:33 pm
Mar 252011

Impossible, unless you are either gay or castrated.
And it’s worse if you are the geeky type, as a geek beauty alone doesn’t cut it, it’s nice and all but if I am seeking a relationship my mind has to work. As most geeks, I am an introvert, shy, and not as “agressive” as other guys.
For a geek to become friends with another person, they have to tick the brain and personality check list, so basically to be close to someone, it needs time.
If that someone happen to be as well a very cute girl, a geek will start getting deeply attracted to her, and unfortunately there is the problem; by the time the geek starts feeling for the girl, it’s already too late, he is in the friend zone , he becomes like a brother to her, or maybe looked upon as a girlfriend. Which causes frustration , anger and what not.
She probably starts seeing this and runs away.
Is it her fault? nope. Is it his fault?yep. Did he do something wrong? nope. But he didn’t do something right.
So basically…I am an idiot :).
Oh of course at that period, I was an unemployed whiny loser in the worse period of his life, that for sure doesn’t help any attraction what so ever…

Will clean this post up some other time. it’s almost 1 am. so it’s probably not very coherent.

 Posted by at 12:50 am
Dec 032010

Dear Ladies
If you want/need something from us say it. Hints never ever ever ever work!
We are not women :).
Thank you.

Nov 192008

Waking on Sunday morning, I feel energetic even that I have barely slept 4 hours: I am going for a long day riding and its enough to put a huge smile on my face. I eat my cereals, drink my coffee, take a nice shower, brush my teeth, check my e-mail and that’s where my usual routine stops, I go into the garage wearing only my underwear, open the closet.Thermal base layer, thermal socks, body armour, leathers, gloves, boots and my trusty helmet are all on me.I turn on the ignition, the engine purrs into life sending chills down my spine, almost orgasmic.

I choose a random route, I just have to endure the first half hour until I get out of the city and arrive to the open road.Nothing feels better than the freedom that you feel a motorcycle: maybe its the danger, maybe its the thrill, maybe the skills required to stay upright, I don’t know but I have been obssesed about motorcycles since I was a kid. Lots of people told me not to be crazy, that they are dangerous, but thankfully I didn’t listen to them, or I would be just like every person sitting in a car right now , in their own personal bubbles, isolated from everyone else. They can’t feel the road like I do, smell it, touch it,  or they can’t even perceive why would I pick the weirdest looking roads to ride on,small back roads that seem dangerous, but at the end I always end up somewhere amazing, meet lovely people which wouldn’t be possible if I am sitting in that block of metal.

Some car drivers look down at us motorcyclists, they think we are anti-social, agressive, lawless, lack descipline, and just plain dangerous.Though, from time to time, at an intersection I pull next to a driver, and I feel his sad eyes looking at my ride, scanning it, dreaming about it: an unborn biker. He probably always wanted a bike, but other car drivers kept pressuring him, his parents, his friends:”don’t be a motorcyclist, they are bad, just stay with us, just stay with who you belong with, they are different”.He might have surrendered physically, but his mind will always dream about motorcycles and how it would have been, until the day he dies.

You don’t have to ride a motorcycle to be a motorcyclist, listen only to your heart screw conformity, screw everyone else, its your life do what you want.

 Posted by at 3:41 pm
Aug 282008

For the last 10 days, I have been thinking a lot about LOTS of stuff, basically part of me has been stuck at the age of 14 and now Its catching up with me, one of those things  were what I wanted from a woman, if you remember my old blog it was written here. But now I have just one requirement and its one of the hardest things you could find, since most marriages that fail are because the lack of it.

I just want a woman that I can really communicate with.

 Posted by at 9:22 pm
Aug 252008

Me and my friend Joe were discussing personality types a few days ago, about how INTJ people like to analyse and profile people, as you have guessed it I am an INTJ as well. I found this nice ability that lets me estimate to almost a week accuracy when a couple that look perfectly happy together, will break up.

Usually there are 5 stages of an incompatible relationships the length of each stage is dependent how smart the potential breaker will be, how early he/she will notice the incompatibility even with the initial NRE(New Relationship Energy).

Stage 1: The NRE. the other is amazing, perfect partner, everything about them is cute, amazing, lovely, hot, sexy. At the end of this stage, the breaker would start noticing some incompatibilities but they will usually ignore them: its fine, we do not need perfectly alike, opposites attract after all.Basically deluding themselves.

Stage 2: The others. After an initial stage the couple will start seeing friends again at a most recurrent pace, not like first period when only the two go out on dates and basically fuck each others brain out.  Friends will start measuring up together, and in a while they will notice the incompatibilities better than the couple. Specially if there is a big personality difference, like if the girl is fun, sweet, highly sociable one and the guy is a quiet, barely talking , guy who sits in the corner not talking at all(the friends of the female will notice the incompatibility, the friends of the male would think that the girl is amazing). The friends of the female usually start probing around with “innocent” questions, but in fact they would be trying to show the girl that they are incompatible in an indirect way.  At this stage, on the outside everything looks like normal, on the inside, the breaker would start thinking more with the head and not with the genitals, but still they deny their feelings as stupid and the other person is just amazing, and they are just being silly even thinking about that.

Stage 3: Fun without the other. At this stage, the couple start to have an alone time, they start having guys only night outs, girls only night outs, just to be back in the normal life. They miss their lives after all, they miss the crazy things that they do with the gang.(there is a problem here if either is not in their usual environment and the only friends they have, are the friends of the other person). At this stage, they both start oggling others “innocently”. At the first two stages, even the horniest men, wouldnt even bother looking at other girls, no matter how hot they are.

Stage 4: The decline. The breaker specially will start noticing that they miss a lot there old selves, the type of fun that they used to do, and they do not do anymore. At this stage, the breaker will start becoming quieter, the other person will start noticing something wrong, the breaker usually blames it on something else: work, other friend, pms or what ever.

Stage 5: The break up. It starts by started going out more and more alone to do the stuff that the breaker loved to do. Until one day they find another person who they share much more in common that their current lover.at this stage the break up is in a matter of around 10% of the time that they spent together in total.(10% is a vague estimate on observations alone, no sources to back it up). Thought the person that started the break up, will rarely be the new lover. They would instead just be friends.

 Posted by at 3:48 am