Feb 012008
 

cock block(v)

To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

example: At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa’s phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

that was according to Urban dictionary.

You know the type, fucking bastard you say? there is an even worse type.

The Male Friend Cock-block…

which basically a guy who is known as the best friend of some amazing girl, he hangs around with her being her friend and all, advising her on stuff, taking care of her when she is depressed, comforting her when she is sad etc. all in the hope of someday she realises how amazing he is and hook up with him, and on top of that he cock-blocks every single other guy that tries to get close to her.

For fuck sakes, dude if you are anywhere this, I need to tell you something , once a woman cry over your shoulder as a friend, you are fucking doomed; meaning, there is no way in hell that she will ever be your girl EVER!!!!! you have seen her in her low times, in her not so glamorous times, you will always remind her of being the shoulder to cry on whenever someone breaks her heart. awwww…

Fucker… live and let live, get over her and move on with your life…

 Posted by at 10:57 am
Nov 152007
 

    For a while I have been noticing something going on in the relationships between Men and Women, for a while I have been seeing that the dynamics have been changing more and more in the favors of women.

women are taking over; that’s a fact, that lookout of the window, check the media, the magazines and your friends, you sure notice that things are different. Not only that men are becoming different too, let me explain.

If you grab some men magazines most articles are now oriented towards how to look better, they even selling products like moisturizers to men and masks and things that were exclusive to women just a decade ago, and also you can see articles on how to pleasure women  in all sort of ways from sexual to social, generally men are becoming more docile and more submissive.Just look around your friends, specially your male friends in long relationships, who wears the pants? how many times you heard the guy says he wants to “consult” with his girlfriend (which in fact its just getting her approval), how many guys do you know are turned on now by women who are dominant sexually?see!

On the other hand, if you check some women magazines, other than eauty tips that are more or less the same (with added improvements), the other articles are oriented on empowering them , sexually, politically, socially, etc.  Women are more independent than ever, they are wilder and more confidant, and generally in control.

Women are taking over the world, prepare yourself men!

 Posted by at 12:58 pm
May 312007
 

Remember this previous post?

Well it seems that some women are living a particular lifestyle that gives them what one man cannot.

How? Simply by having sex with any man they want, whenever they feel like it.

Some men will jump now, defending the cheated poor husband, well that’s where the interested thing lays: the husband knows and approves of her actions.Since he knows he can never satisfy her (usually a man with a tiny penis), so he prefers to give her freedom than lose her(or in some cases she is so strong that she imposes her freedom despite him, poor him).

And no its not a 2 way open relationships, in those relationships usually the man stays monogamous, while she has all the fun she wants, and for some reason those men are content of that.

So what is it for us, single men? ALOT. why?

Those women tend to be hot, they take care of themselves to the max, they dress sexy, they are pretty experienced and confident, and for our luck they are MARRIED.meaning, we can have much fun with them without having a full fledged relationships, we would be lovers, not husbands, we would be the object of desire but not “in better and worse” man.

Can we stay like that forever? nope…sooner or later we would need someone to share our lives with and settle with, just make sure you satisfy her enough :P.(hah, yeah right… like that is possible :P)

There are a lot of sites online that deals with such lifestyle, but after browsing around I think scandalouswomen is the best, since its from the women point of view and tends to be more down to earth than other websites where mostly masochist men just tell their fantasies which varies from mild to damn scary.

Enjoy girls 😛 and if you need a date I am always available :P.

 Posted by at 8:11 am
Apr 272007
 

1)Learn Languages: German(again),Swedish(guess why :P),Norwegian/Danish,Swiss-German,Greek,Indian,Japanese,Chinese,Italian,Spanish, Catalan,Polish, Russian, Hebrew, Farsi.

2)Get 2 motorcycles, a cruiser for everyday use and a track sports bike for weekend fun.

3)Get back to Judo.

4)Add Kendo to that.

5)Make the world tour on a motorcycle.

6)Finish 10 triathlons.

7)Be top 10 in at least 1.

8)Have a threesome, make that two… FFM and MMF.

9)Get a dog.

10)Do the Paris-Dakar race.

11)Cruise the US on a Harley

12)Own a Boat and live in it.

13)Visit all Continents.

14) Do humanitarian work in Africa for a year.

15)Join the mile high club.

16)Buy my parents a nice house in the country side.

17)find someone to share all this with me.

 Posted by at 8:18 pm
Apr 232007
 

While I was listening to Metallica, I remembered something that happened with me and my first GF…

She got to my home for the first time, we were both in my room, I was pretty shy then, so she was like hey what kinda music do you listen to? and of course like most rebel kids in the 90s I used to be a total metal head (umm still am :P), I had ever album that Metallica had , So of course I had to put some…

And the funny thing the first song was Garage Inc, CD1, Track 5. If you know your Metallica well you would know its: “Die Die, My Darling”

Needless to say, we didn’t last long… 😛

 Posted by at 2:06 pm
Apr 172007
 

Are women biologically designed to have multiple partners?
1) Women are multi orgasmic, they do not need to rest after each orgasm like most men do.Should the second man take over at that moment?

2)Women drive men crazy, they want a sensitive guy, and a rough guy, delicate but agressive, with a lot of power but they want to have power over him too, with a lot of money but they want their financial independence, and they can never make up their minds about penis size ,well they do: size does matter.But it seems the variety is what keeps them wanting more.

3)Women reach their sexually peaks after 30 (35-40 or so), men reach it at 17/18.(is nature making a cruel joke?).

4)The biggest fantasy of married men, is to watch their women having sex with another guy (single men have the fantasy of have 2 girls at the same time instead).In fact its encoded in their genes to get pumped with testosterone when they do (which translates to 2 reactions: turned on or violent…depends on the person).Its a natural defense to more excited, sperm production peeks, so he can join in and have the most chance impregnating the woman.

5)Women tend to want muscular, manly, rugged men when they are ovulating and skinny, sensitive men when they are not. (if you can pump muscles in a few days then deflate then good for you).

So what can I deduct from this? women want an old guy with a lot of money, sensitivity, take care of her emotionally, be her best friend, AND give her the freedom to have sex with whomever she wants (ie: young muscled rugged men that can last for ever in bed).

Now, the perfect thing would be: You (yes the man reading this) are young, muscled, and can last forever in bed (learn some tantra and kamasutra), Also you are rich, have some artistic nature, sensitive, educated about women needs, open minded, and have a lot of power (outside home).Good luck with that!!!!!

😛

Apr 162007
 

1) Bush killed Superman: Christopher Reeves anyway,If  he wasn’t so conservative and allowed more freedom for Stem Cells Research, Superman might still be alive…

2)In Lebanon you hardly see disabled people or people with mental challenges or down syndrome, it is because their parents and families try to hide them from everyone else? or in Lebanon our genes are so good?(I doubt…).

In Edinburgh, I see them all the time, walking side by side healthy people, working normally despite their disabilities, being productive like everyone else.

So what is different about Lebanon? Shame of them?

3)I wonder what would my parents do if they come to Edinburgh and see all those punk and goth people walking around with 10s of piercings , multi colored hairs,and heavy black make up. Do they know that me and my brother love the goth style? I doubt it… when they saw his piercings they freaked out, then his tattoo it was a disaster… Lucky bastard. I am too hairy to put any tattoo except on my back… will get one when I get enough money for a huge back piece.

4) Today I felt too old to be studying, enough… 4 more months and its over for me. I will not do a PHD next year. Maybe in 5 years…

5)Finally, I am back in the dating game…

6)I cannot do the triathlon in September, the triathlon is gonna be held at Ben Nevis, the high foggy mountain from my hiking trip; its 21 kms up and down.That’s not the problem, I knew its the hardest triathlon ever, the problem its so hard and they do not want anyone to participate that they have a rule which states only people with 3 and more previously accomplished triathlon races can participate.

So what I am gonna do instead is keep training to do the 3 required triathlons in a year and a half (hopefully) then participate next September in the big triathlon.

7)Can’t wait for my flu to go away, so I can back to training. 2 weeks ago I have cycled 25kms my record till now, and I am so damn proud of myself. Next step…25kms with zero resting time :).

8)People ask me if I miss Lebanon, then they get surprised when I say not at all. I miss my family yes… but Lebanon? pfff… its good to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about the silly stuff that happens in Lebanon everyday, will I be able to drive to hamra today, or the traffic will keep next to barbar for half an hour? what time is the electricity gonna be cut today?  is the Internet connection can work today?, because I need to make a research…Will I be able to drive into the street without seeing a small scooter coming the wrong way rapidly ?  Will the day pass without someone making some stupid sectarian remark? Will I be able to say a hello to a girl passing in the street, just because I am passing next to her without her lifting her nose way up the air and give me the menacing look (el ja2ra)…

9)Speaking of girls, 4 years ago I used to be extremely shy even talking to a girl…any girl.Lebanese women used to strike fear in me, they have the I-am-untouchable-girl-unless-you-have-a-new-Mercedes-and-can-buy-me-dinner-at-any-place-that-I-fancy-anytime-I-want attitude (of course there are some exceptions) that changed a lot when I traveled to Europe in 2003 and saw there is nothing wrong with me.

And now in here, this is being reinforced… Sex life in Edinburgh is NORMAL. the way its suppose to be… :P. Well as much normal as it could be when there is some one as freaky and kinky as me :P.

10) I have an assignment due in 21 hours, I haven’t started yet.Others have been trying to do it for 2 weeks now… I think I am gonna finish before them.Heh…