Feb 012008
 

cock block(v)

To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

example: At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa’s phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

that was according to Urban dictionary.

You know the type, fucking bastard you say? there is an even worse type.

The Male Friend Cock-block…

which basically a guy who is known as the best friend of some amazing girl, he hangs around with her being her friend and all, advising her on stuff, taking care of her when she is depressed, comforting her when she is sad etc. all in the hope of someday she realises how amazing he is and hook up with him, and on top of that he cock-blocks every single other guy that tries to get close to her.

For fuck sakes, dude if you are anywhere this, I need to tell you something , once a woman cry over your shoulder as a friend, you are fucking doomed; meaning, there is no way in hell that she will ever be your girl EVER!!!!! you have seen her in her low times, in her not so glamorous times, you will always remind her of being the shoulder to cry on whenever someone breaks her heart. awwww…

Fucker… live and let live, get over her and move on with your life…

 Posted by at 10:57 am

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