Jun 092008
 

I was putting on my clothes today fast so I can join a friend of mine in the pub to watch Holland vs Italy’s game on big screens while we drink beer, and jut before I leave I start hearing someone shouting:HELLO! Anybody there??!!! Wissam??!!!!.

It was weird, the voice sounded muffeled, far, I tried to track the voice, but couldn’t, I checked the windows, maybe someone screaming to me from outside, and suddenly I realised that the sound is coming from my pants!!!! Gahh, I got scared!! my penis wants to talk!!!! I have been trying to avoid that for years, how can I explain all the abuse, the beating, the strangeling, shoving him into dark moist places!!! I wanted to hide!

Thankfully it was just my friend, while I tied my shoe laces, apparently the phone dialed the last number called…

 Posted by at 7:33 pm

  8 Responses to “He’s ALIVE!!!!”

  1. 😀

    Freak 😛

  2. I wouldnt be suprised if the poor fucker started talking to you some day (= hehehe

  3. hehe

  4. Priceless! is all I can say =)

  5. LOL
    you can’t imagine how many facial expressions i had during this minute while i was reading this post.. 😀
    sho ma baddak 😀 many different reactions..all ended with a big goofy smile 😀

  6. lol nice one hehe! I know it was going somewhere like that hehe 😉

  7. hahahahahhaha crazy dude

  8. Haha, kewl post!

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