You know what pisses me off? People insisting on declaring their “devotion” to their God on every chance they can get.
1)I was driving to see some my friends (watch the insertion here) after praying in [insert religious place here], when bla bla bla happened.
2)Wanna what happened today? on my noon break, we went eating, but we went to the [religious place] first and prayed before of course (pause), and then bla bla bla happened.
Other examples hinting that I should be more religious:
1)-Why aren’t you fasting? its Ramadan you know
-(me giving them the usual answer that they already know since ever)…
– But can’t you at least try?
2)-Do you know how to pray?
-You should Learn then…(insisting on the “should”)
-You want to go to heaven, don’t you?
-Nope, Hell has all the bad and naughty girls…much better.
And not forgetting the countless invitation to go pray with them as if its going to a nightclub or something…
Why don’t people understand : I AM FUCKING ATHEIST.