I have been called Hulk and Fluffy by the same person…
Best question I have received in ages…
Friend: Wissam if Lebanon were a perfume, how would it smell like?
me: a pile of shit with a flower in the middle of it you might get a hint of the flower smell or know it’s there but masked by tons of shit and you hope that someday people will stop putting more shit instead let the flowers use the shit as fertilizer and let it grow
Friend: sprinkled with coriander 😛
me: that looks like kafta now
Friend: You disgusting little asshole you ruined my creative project design hahah