May 142012
 

Best question I have received in ages…

 

I really, really wonder why guys are so excited to occassionally slip their dick out of the vagina while fucking and they tap it on the pussy, on the pubic area
Like, tap tap tap
Then slip it back in and resume

 

 

Apr 242012
 

Friend:  Wissam if Lebanon were a perfume, how would it smell like?

me:  a pile of shit with a flower in the middle of it you might get a hint of the flower smell or know it’s there but masked by tons of shit and you hope that someday people will stop putting more shit instead let the flowers use the shit as fertilizer and let it grow

Friend:  sprinkled with coriander 😛

me:  that looks like kafta now

Friend:  You disgusting little asshole you ruined my creative project design hahah

me: lol